Lateshift
25-07-2006, 10:21 AM
A chap got up one morning and heard a noise from his roof, he went out and looked up to see a bear on it. He looked in yellow pages under ‘bear removals’ and rang a local number.
Half an hour later the bear remover arrived and came towards the house carrying a ladder and a shotgun and a pitbull terrier by his side.
The owner asked him what he was going to do and the bear remover replied well I’m gonna climb the ladder and try to knock the bear down to the ground where my specially trained pitbull will grab the bear by his ******** until I get down to lock him into my truck.
The house owner said ‘well what is the shotgun for?’
‘well’ said the bear remover ‘if the bear knocks me off the roof for f*cks sake shoot the dog!!’ :D
Half an hour later the bear remover arrived and came towards the house carrying a ladder and a shotgun and a pitbull terrier by his side.
The owner asked him what he was going to do and the bear remover replied well I’m gonna climb the ladder and try to knock the bear down to the ground where my specially trained pitbull will grab the bear by his ******** until I get down to lock him into my truck.
The house owner said ‘well what is the shotgun for?’
‘well’ said the bear remover ‘if the bear knocks me off the roof for f*cks sake shoot the dog!!’ :D