Lateshift
25-07-2006, 10:25 AM
A man in Wales buys several sheep hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant
and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artifical
insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that the sheep will stop
standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in the grass.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artifical insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep
himself.
So he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the
woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing they are
all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take so
loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
"Try again" he tells himself and proceeds to load them up again, does
his thing, drives home and falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himselffrom the bed to look
out of the window. He asks his wife to look and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No" she says "they're all in the Land Rover and one of them is beeping
the horn".
:D :D
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant
and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artifical
insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not
wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that the sheep will stop
standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in the grass.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion
that artifical insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep
himself.
So he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the
woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing they are
all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take so
loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
"Try again" he tells himself and proceeds to load them up again, does
his thing, drives home and falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himselffrom the bed to look
out of the window. He asks his wife to look and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No" she says "they're all in the Land Rover and one of them is beeping
the horn".
:D :D