Lateshift
09-09-2006, 08:11 PM
Guts or Balls, which is which? :D
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
In reality there isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in Death :D :D :D
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
In reality there isn't much difference since either one will ultimately result in Death :D :D :D