I want one of these

[chromium05]

http://www.transportblog.com/archives/unicycle.jpg

Although a thought occured to me....in an emergency stop you would slam the brakes on. Isn't there a risk that the wheel would continue to go forward whilst you and the seat were barrell rolling within it?

Either way...filtering taken to the next level..

[chromium05]

and one of these

http://www.burningart.com/meico/moto/akira/akira_wh.jpg

complete with big gun thing for taking out people that start to reverse into you and kids in fake burberry, and small yappy dogs.
And anybody in a Hummer.
And the next kid that tries to tell me that Maralyn Manson was better than the Beatles. (Yep - some kid really did try to argue this with me. I haven't been violent since my last session 3 years ago but I couldn't hold back...see you next wednesday Dr Whitter)

[RaceMeNSee]

Dude, you should watch the film with that in it, Akira is ****ing quality!