Toilet humour

[Lateshift]

or more like correct toilet etiquette ;)

bit long winded but from the 5mins point it gets a bit interesting :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw





seems to me, world wars could start just by going to the toilet :D

[Ride-or-die]

wow thats nuts lol, all becaue he wanted to drain the lizard

[Doninha Princesa]

lol, so thats whats going on in gents toilets. :)

[kasandrich]

Yep, its not like the Ladies at all.

.....I know I've been in one!

I was in an office block I'd never been in before, and in a hurry for a number twos, found a toilet and dived in, now, normally the first thing a blurk does is look for the urinals, but on this occassion I didn't want them so I didn't look for them. I headed straight for the nearest cubicle which was in the middle of the row and sat myself down to do the business, shortly afterwards, two people entered, and I can hear them chatting and its clearly female voices, cripes I thinks, these two girlies have mistakenly wandered into the Gents while I'm having a dump.........then the doubt starts to creep in, then I notice the disposal bin beside me......thats it! thats the confirmation!!!!!! Panic sets in!!!! I am having a dump in the Ladies and there are two Ladies in there!!!!!! Right, I've got to get out of here...hang on I can't go while they are here, then they select their cubicles...AAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! one each side of me and they continue to chat across me, no matter how much I will it to happen the earth does not open and swallow me up. I just pray they are only here for a quick stop which they both are, so I waited for them to leave, and got out as quick as I could, I didn't even stop to wash my hands, I went out, found the Gents and went in there and washed my hands.

OMG! that has to be the most embarassing experience of my life....dunno why and it was a completely genuine mistake, I think Girlies are less fazed by things like that than blurks, and as long as they believed it was a genuine mistake and didn't think I was some perve spying on them they probably would have been cool about it. Even to this day if I go in a Gents and there are no urinals, (and there are a few about like that) then I have a panic attack and have to go back and check the symbol on the outside of the door!

I have also turfed a Lady out of the Gents, I was just leaving and she was just strolling in, I just said excuse me Luv, this is the Gents, http://www.essexbikers.co.uk/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Doninha Princesa]

Lol, most girls prob wouldnt think twice bout using the blokes, especially in a club where there can be a queue for the ladies, then u just pop in the gents, blokes tend to use the urinals so theres always a cubical free to fhave a quick wee. And they never seem to be too bothered about it.

but a bloke in the ladies, they probably wouldnt have minded, especially if u came out all red in the face, stammered something bout it not being the blokes and made a hasty exit.