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kasandrich
05-10-2006, 08:53 PM
The business trip...

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely and bored so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised on cards in phone booths and local papers. I had grabbed a card and a paper on my way from the office earlier...

There was an ad for a girl calling herself Monique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room thinking of the caption under her picture "dont be shy, im only a phone from your wildest dreams" and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello and how can I help you sir?" The woman says, in a reasurring friendly manner. Wow! I thought to myself, she sounds so sexy... So as confident as I possibly could sound...

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No! wait! I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is Sex, sex, sex!!! I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it"

"Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds very adventurous, but for an outside line, you need to press nine sir"

auroredj
05-10-2006, 08:57 PM
Classic, absolutely pmsl :laugh1

r6paul
05-10-2006, 09:36 PM
lol, the old ones are the best.


Talking of 'ladys of the night' where i was living in Coventry that little area was known as the red light district of Cov, although it wasnt legal.

You would see atleast 5 a night, all dirty, horrible crack whore lookalikes.

You'd often get propersitioned or followed, but you'd never want to touch one. You'd always see them getting into cars or following people around the corner.

And guess how much they charge....


£15-£20 for full sex. How cheap/bad is that.

WebTone
05-10-2006, 10:00 PM
How cheap is that?

Well sounds less than new microwave/dishwasher/spa weekend.

Its all the same isn't it?

DJMCJERICO
05-10-2006, 10:46 PM
And guess how much they charge....


£15-£20 for full sex. How cheap/bad is that.


Is it worth it?

Tark
06-10-2006, 08:19 AM
Cheaper than taking her to the pictures or for a few drinks first!

kasandrich
06-10-2006, 08:01 PM
........not to mention marrying her!

harriebird
06-10-2006, 08:09 PM
yeah, someone remind me exactly why girls bother getting married these days again?

kasandrich
06-10-2006, 08:13 PM
Its because you can't live without us Harriebird .......HTH!

harriebird
06-10-2006, 08:15 PM
*grits teeth and admits its true*

2E
15-10-2006, 02:22 PM
lol, the old ones are the best.


Talking of 'ladys of the night' where i was living in Coventry that little area was known as the red light district of Cov, although it wasnt legal.

You would see atleast 5 a night, all dirty, horrible crack whore lookalikes.

You'd often get propersitioned or followed, but you'd never want to touch one. You'd always see them getting into cars or following people around the corner.

And guess how much they charge....


£15-£20 for full sex. How cheap/bad is that.

Used to see that in southend when i was staying in 'The Palace' Hotel.
(a hotel for the homeless, dont ask long story)

From our dodgy 'dont-step-it-looks-as-if-it-will-break balcony, you can see lining the glorius beachfront, every corner a scantily clad woman would be standing and approaching every car that happened to stop.

Well i didnt want to know how much they charged, or what it was like.. its disgusting.:shooter