kasandrich
05-10-2006, 08:53 PM
The business trip...
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely and bored so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised on cards in phone booths and local papers. I had grabbed a card and a paper on my way from the office earlier...
There was an ad for a girl calling herself Monique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room thinking of the caption under her picture "dont be shy, im only a phone from your wildest dreams" and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.
"Hello and how can I help you sir?" The woman says, in a reasurring friendly manner. Wow! I thought to myself, she sounds so sexy... So as confident as I possibly could sound...
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No! wait! I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is Sex, sex, sex!!! I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it"
"Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds very adventurous, but for an outside line, you need to press nine sir"
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely and bored so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised on cards in phone booths and local papers. I had grabbed a card and a paper on my way from the office earlier...
There was an ad for a girl calling herself Monique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I'm in my room thinking of the caption under her picture "dont be shy, im only a phone from your wildest dreams" and figure, what the heck, I'll give her a call.
"Hello and how can I help you sir?" The woman says, in a reasurring friendly manner. Wow! I thought to myself, she sounds so sexy... So as confident as I possibly could sound...
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No! wait! I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is Sex, sex, sex!!! I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it"
"Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds very adventurous, but for an outside line, you need to press nine sir"