Your momma jokes

[2E]

:laugh1Your momma jokes are classic, so lets list a few that we all know! :laugh2


Your mommas so short, you can see her feet on her driving license. :laugh1

Your mommas so old she sat behind jesus at school.:grin2

Your mommas so old her birth certificate says expired.:grin2

Your mommas so old she waited tables at the last supper.:laugh1


Your mommas so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train!:laugh1

When your momma was born the doctors slapped her parents! :laugh1

Your mommas glasses are so thick when she looks on a map she can see people waving!


Your mommas so dumb she failed a survey!:grin1

" " she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!:grin2

" " so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the sofa.:grin3


Your mommas so ugly she goes into a strip joint they pay her to keep her clothes on! :grin3

Your mommas so ugly she uses a line of makeup called 'WhyBother':laugh1

Your mommas so ugly psychiatrists make her lie face down! :grin2

Your mommas so ugly they put her face on a packet of laxatives and sold it empty. :laugh1

Your mommas so ugly when she walks into the bank they turn OFF the cameras! :laugh1


Your mommas so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds! :grin1

Your mommas so fat she puts mayonaise on her aspirin. :laugh1


Your mommas blood type is 'Ragu'


Your mommas belly button doesent have 'lint' it has 'Sweaters' :laugh1



:clap Should be enough from me! :clap

[r6paul]

Your mommas so fat, when she wears stilettos she strikes oil

[Shorty]

your momma is so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY!

[chromium05]

Your momma's so fat, when she went to the beach - greenpeace turned up and tried to throw her back into the sea...

your momma's got so much underarm hair - she looks like she's got Lenny Kravitz in a headlock

Your momma's so dirty i called her for phone sex and got and ear infection

your momma's so hungry she ate the crabs out her pussy

your momma's so fat, when she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt - a helicopter tried to land on her back

your momma’s understanding of the cosmos is so pedestrian, she thinks binary quasars are lunar fissure modules

your momma's so fat she needs vaseline to get in the bath tub

your momma's is so stupid she posts on essexbikers.co.uk

[SDM]

................your momma's is so stupid she posts on essexbikers.co.uk

That was uncalled for.................

[chromium05]

Heh heh...so kick my teeth in at the White Hart then...I'm the small bloke with the small red bike with an essexbikers T-Shirt that says CHROMIUM05 on the back.

Silverdreammachine is so stupid, he didn't get the irony of the post being ON essexbikers.co.uk


or maybe I'm going off on one again, in which case I apologise for my faececiousness....

[chromium05]

Forget that last post - I realise what a d*ckhead I sound.....:o