Lateshift
22-10-2006, 03:19 PM
a bit of a chuckle :)
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife
are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about
her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an
earlier Interview, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped."
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out
on a relationship like this."
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever
consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we
called her Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to
the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and
if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the
cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over."
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would
get home at night and find her legless."
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the gift
that Paul bought her prior to the wedding He gave her a new prosthetic leg
for Christmas, but that was just a stocking-filler.
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg.. He says to his
mate "I'm srewed, who will want a one-legged gold digger?" His mate says
"try Paul McCartney"
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now
she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can
fill her shoe.
:D
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife
are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about
her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be
distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an
earlier Interview, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped."
"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out
on a relationship like this."
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever
consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we
called her Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to
the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and
if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the
cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over."
Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would
get home at night and find her legless."
Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the gift
that Paul bought her prior to the wedding He gave her a new prosthetic leg
for Christmas, but that was just a stocking-filler.
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg.. He says to his
mate "I'm srewed, who will want a one-legged gold digger?" His mate says
"try Paul McCartney"
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now
she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can
fill her shoe.
:D