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The Guvnor
24-10-2006, 12:45 PM
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?



If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?



Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?



Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients....
but DISH WASHING LIQUID comtains real lemons?



How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Lateshift
24-10-2006, 12:50 PM
its one of them "ave you ever wondered why?" conundrums :D