Funiest statements made in this forum

[NitroDaze]

Can you remember the funniest statement made in this forum that you have read? I was inspired to ask this question by one such statement which gave me such a tickle.

This was by Lateshift, he said:

"The next time you have a ****, l hope you **** a porcupine!" (something like that)

a porcupine coming out thge wrong way round will be nasty.

[Lateshift]

ah that would be the "i hope yer next s*** is a hedgehog" :D

[NitroDaze]

That's the one matey ha ha

[the captain]

this thread should be renamed, funniest things lateshif has said on the forum, coz lets face it, anything you may have read thats made you laugh is more than likely him........or possibly doodle, hes made me chuckle a few times the cheeky little scamp!

[DJMCJERICO]

It's in my sig :grin2

[Lateshift]

I am sorry but i cant take much credit for this thread, i certainly didnt dream these things up (although some of them start off as blind rambles :D ), but after 20 years of the tax payers putting me through special education i sometimes feel the need to blurt out some of the stuff we learn in school :D

[the captain]

theyre all classic!!

the best one recently was "shes in there shaking her lettuce"

i was laughing at that one the next day!!!

[Lateshift]

well i just thought it sounded nicer than "dabbing her cabbage" :D

[the captain]

:laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1

theres another one!!!

legend!!!

[DoodleBug]

Funnily enough I have thought about raising one of these threads before. On another forum I use they have one called QOTM (quote of the month) which includes any funnies made but also comments made which can be taken out of context. For example I was telling people about repairing your own tyres and said that I had done thousands of miles with a bung in my rear! You get the idea. :)

[kasandrich]

I'm not surprised at all Doodlebug :o

[NitroDaze]

Funnily enough I have thought about raising one of these threads before. On another forum I use they have one called QOTM (quote of the month) which includes any funnies made but also comments made which can be taken out of context. For example I was telling people about repairing your own tyres and said that I had done thousands of miles with a bung in my rear! You get the idea. :)
...bung in my rear! :laugh1 :laugh1 :laugh1 Hilarious

[Shorty]

i have to say, readin the threads on this forum after a really shabby day cheers me right up! :D