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Doninha Princesa
15-10-2003, 10:04 PM
An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Romford, mate."


lets just say that where i got it from the girls name wasnt sharon but i had to change it! u can work out y, i left the 1st letter the same! lol
Biker Dude
15-10-2003, 10:25 PM
lmfao.........it wouldnt be SARAH by any chance would it?
Tark
15-10-2003, 10:25 PM
:lol: :lol:

I heard a similar story once but her name was Sarah! :lol:
Doninha Princesa
15-10-2003, 11:13 PM
lol as if, everyone knows that all sarahs r inteligent (can hardly spell it though!) lol :oops:
Spider
15-10-2003, 11:20 PM
lol speaking of essexgirls etc i was sittin in maths earlier and me m8 stew was sittin next too this F***** fit blonde with nice big er tangerenes! and well im sittin there talkin to me m8 dayrl swung me legs up on the table as if i were pregent and said " in essex university all the birds sit like this and u slot yaself into place" lol every one ****ed thereselfves laughing cept the fit blonde lol turns out she goes to essex uni lol! i felt so embarrised lol was trying to make her laugh and just ****ed her off!

my man whore abilies are slipping!
Doninha Princesa
15-10-2003, 11:20 PM
SPIDER!!! :shock: thats mean, but good


Tell u wot though, this punchline always makes me laugh, its classic, lol

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