burglar

[Becky B]

:laugh2 A burglar is walking around a house looking for stuff to steal when he hears a voice "jesus is watching u" he turns his torch off and stands still thinking what the hell is that, he carries on and grabs a DVD player when he hears the voice again "jesus is watching u" the burglar puts his torch back on and turns around to find a parrot in the corner sitting on its purch. He walks up to the parrot and says "was that u who said that?" "yes it was" replies the parrot the burglar then says to him "why did you say jesus is watching me?" "well he is" replies the parrot "whats your name then?" asks the burglar "moses" replies the parrot, the burglar then says to moses "what kind of a stupid owner calls there parrot moses!" laughs the burglar, moses replies " the same stupid owner that calls their rottweiler Jesus!"

[Gixxer-TeZ]

LOL

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[Shorty]

Nice one! LOL i like! :D:D:D

[NitroDaze]

:laugh2 A burglar is walking around a house looking for stuff to steal when he hears a voice "jesus is watching u" he turns his torch off and stands still thinking what the hell is that, he carries on and grabs a DVD player when he hears the voice again "jesus is watching u" the burglar puts his torch back on and turns around to find a parrot in the corner sitting on its purch. He walks up to the parrot and says "was that u who said that?" "yes it was" replies the parrot the burglar then says to him "why did you say jesus is watching me?" "well he is" replies the parrot "whats your name then?" asks the burglar "moses" replies the parrot, the burglar then says to moses "what kind of a stupid owner calls there parrot moses!" laughs the burglar, moses replies " the same stupid owner that calls their rottweiler Jesus!"
This one is funnier everytime l read it :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2 :laugh2