Essex Girl Joke [Archive]

kasandrich

28-04-2007, 09:54 PM

I thought I had heard all the Essex Girl jokes, but this one is a new one on me and made me giggle, so I thought I'd share it.

An Essex girl is driving along and asks her boyfriend to kiss her somewhere warm, wet and smelly.
He tells her that it's to late to drive to Canvey Island.

Becky B

29-04-2007, 01:21 AM

Lol i like that one, also i like

How do you drown an essex girl?

Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool

Lol

Tark

29-04-2007, 06:02 AM

What you call and Essex Girl with 2 Brain Cells?

Pregnant...

Chubby_d

02-05-2007, 05:49 AM

whats the difference between an essex girl and a shopping trolley

the trolley has a mind of its own

r6paul

02-05-2007, 08:59 AM

what did the Essex girl's left leg say to her right leg?

Nothing, they've never met

The Guvnor

02-05-2007, 03:54 PM

How do you now when an Essex Girl is having an orgasm ?

She drops her kebab !:grin2