the captain
09-05-2007, 01:41 PM
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I.V.'s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets or handbag with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now, enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my ******** and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
The silly cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
I have to point out that this was shamelessly pinched from someone else, but i had to share it!
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I.V.'s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets or handbag with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now, enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my ******** and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
The silly cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
I have to point out that this was shamelessly pinched from someone else, but i had to share it!