Quote of the day…

[sluff]

Thought this would bring a smile to some faces:

Standing on the platform at London bridge yesterday, old gentleman wonders up and say, “you know years ago they walked along the platform,,, now they run,,, last year I got knocked over 3 times!!! I felt safer with the Germans,,, at least you could shoot the c**ts!!!”

:grin2

[Dal]

Don't you just love old people :laugh1

[bayonet]

Overheard by a friend of mine on a hot humid tube train,

A bloke who doesn't use deoderant and has obviously had a hard day is standing holding one of the overhead handholds and giving the other passengers the full benefit of his B.O.

All the passengers are trying to ignore it and most have their heads tucked behind their newspapers. Many are gasping for clean air.

Suddenly a well educated posh voice is heard (but no one can see from behind which newspaper) to say

"FOR GOD'S SAKE, SOMEBODY STAND HIM BY A WINDOW!".