BenC
17-11-2003, 12:13 PM
theres paddy irish man , paddy english man and paddy scottish man and they are all up in court for an umentionable crime !
so they get to the court and the judge tells them "because of the seriouness of the crime i dont want to see yous for 40 years" ........ paddy english man , paddy scottish man and paddy irsish man can then be heard mumbeling to themselves thats not that bad suppose !! the judge hears this and says "i say i dont want to see yous, which means you will be locked up and see no-one and have 40 years supply of one thing only"
their faces drop and the judge says to paddy scootich man "waht do you want 40 years suplly of" .... he answers il have supply of wiskey ! "granted now get outta my sight"
then says to paddy english man what do you want 40 years supply of , he answers ham burgers - "granted now get outta my sight"
he says to paddy irish man what do you want 40 years supply of , he answer ciggeretes ! "granted now get outta my sight"
40 years have passed so he judge goes 2 release the prisioners
he comes to paddy scottish mans cell and hes skinny as fu(k and drunk himself to death
comes 2 paddy english mans cell nad hes a fat fu(k whos ate himself to death
he comes to paddy irish mans cell , opens the door and out jumps paddy irish and says "have you gotta light mate ?"
:lol:
so they get to the court and the judge tells them "because of the seriouness of the crime i dont want to see yous for 40 years" ........ paddy english man , paddy scottish man and paddy irsish man can then be heard mumbeling to themselves thats not that bad suppose !! the judge hears this and says "i say i dont want to see yous, which means you will be locked up and see no-one and have 40 years supply of one thing only"
their faces drop and the judge says to paddy scootich man "waht do you want 40 years suplly of" .... he answers il have supply of wiskey ! "granted now get outta my sight"
then says to paddy english man what do you want 40 years supply of , he answers ham burgers - "granted now get outta my sight"
he says to paddy irish man what do you want 40 years supply of , he answer ciggeretes ! "granted now get outta my sight"
40 years have passed so he judge goes 2 release the prisioners
he comes to paddy scottish mans cell and hes skinny as fu(k and drunk himself to death
comes 2 paddy english mans cell nad hes a fat fu(k whos ate himself to death
he comes to paddy irish mans cell , opens the door and out jumps paddy irish and says "have you gotta light mate ?"
:lol: