GREENIE
17-11-2003, 10:55 PM
A young hot shot gets a job with the Inland Revenue. His first assignment is to audit an old Rabbi. He thinks he'll have some fun with the old Rabbi, so he says;
"Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The Rabbi says "we send them to the candle factory and everyonce in a while they send us a free candle"
The Kid says"And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The Rabbi replies"we send them to the matzoh factory, and every once in a while they send us a box of Mazoh Balls"
The hotshot smirks and asks "And wat do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The Rabbi says "we send them to the Inland Revenue and everyonce in a while they send us a little ***** like you"
"Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The Rabbi says "we send them to the candle factory and everyonce in a while they send us a free candle"
The Kid says"And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The Rabbi replies"we send them to the matzoh factory, and every once in a while they send us a box of Mazoh Balls"
The hotshot smirks and asks "And wat do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The Rabbi says "we send them to the Inland Revenue and everyonce in a while they send us a little ***** like you"