translating womans english!!!

[BenC]

TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH !!
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay

[Biker Dude]

It funny because its true!!

[Tark]

Very good. I wish i knew that a long time ago!! :lol:

[Bobbylock]

So do I!

[Doninha Princesa]

:lol: ah too much of that is true!

[Tark]

Not all of it is true!!! :?


I remeber saying once that someones shoes dont go with what they are wearing!!

But I'm not i promise!! :roll:

[Biker Dude]

Humm, Tark u sure..? I saw the way u was lookin at Dan at snetterton ;)

[Tark]

Yeah Yeah. Was that sometime in between me running round like a mad man fixing my bike and racing?? :roll:

[Spider]

lol that is so true its unbelivable! and tark and dan are always goinjg on bout how good looking they are etc i think there both Gay

[Biker Dude]

Yea.. they're both so like..gay

[Tark]

Yeah ok then Boys. Wanna join us? :roll:

I am about as Gay as a man who likes other boys. :?

[Biker Dude]

I am about as Gay as a man who likes other boys. :?

Thats pretty gay... But u nothing on Mikey Jackson!

[browney]

if only i'd know that i wouldn't of fallen for it so many times :oops:

[Spider]

you been sucked in ! :oops:

[browney]

yep :oops: its the blond streaks they've depleated my brain cells lol

[Spider]

lol me 2! ha ha i gots me blonde streaks! dnt beat going out with a complete blonde lol! (thick as {EB})

[browney]

lol thank god mines mainly red :liar:

[Spider]

lol s that red or ginger?

[browney]

no thank god it is red not ginger you can ask bobbylock lol actually it looks almost purple (dark) in the light lol