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GREENIE
18-11-2003, 09:54 PM
David and Victoria Beckham were on holiday in the depths of louisiana. Posh wanted a pair of genuine aligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of 1 of the shop keepers, david shouted, "[i]maybe ill go and catch my own alligator so i can get some shoes at a decent price!"
The shop keeper said "be my guest maybe youll luck out and catch yourself a big one"
Determined, David and Posh turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeepers driving home, when hespots Becks standing in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then he sees a 9ft long aligator swimming quickly toward him. He takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the bank.
Lying nearby were several more dead alligators. The shopkeeper watches in amazment as Becks flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts "********, this one isnt wearing any shoes either!"

Biker Dude
18-11-2003, 10:05 PM
LMAO...once agian quality from the Green-one!

But i know u copied it from sumwhere.....HOW u say... coz it has big words in it.. like "reluctant"!!

GREENIE
18-11-2003, 10:12 PM
screw you trippy!!!! how bout i give you a spoon so you can eat my ass

Biker Dude
18-11-2003, 10:18 PM
how bout i ro-sham-bo you...the loser eats the ass!

Tark
19-11-2003, 07:36 AM
:roll:

I will play with you as long as I go first. :lol:

Bobbylock
19-11-2003, 08:29 AM
No you bloody well won't!!! Very good joke!

Tark
19-11-2003, 09:16 AM
What do you mean no I wont? As long as I go first it will be ok! :wink:

Biker Dude
19-11-2003, 03:49 PM
no no no...u dont understand.....i challenged u so i go 1st!

Tark
19-11-2003, 05:20 PM
Em No. You challenged Greenie then I challenged you! :lol:

Dan
19-11-2003, 10:49 PM
ladies, ladies... put your aligator handbags away 8)

Biker Dude
20-11-2003, 10:03 AM
Oh yea....good point Tark.

Dan.. its fluffy not aligator ;)

Tark
20-11-2003, 11:30 AM
Dont you mean Pink and fluffy! Big Puff!

Biker Dude
20-11-2003, 05:41 PM
no. this 1 is white and fluffy. Sum1 (SPIDER) stole the pink 1

Doninha Princesa
23-11-2003, 09:31 PM
lol i thought the pink fluffy bag spider had at the NEC looked familiar! know i know why! :lol:

Spider
23-11-2003, 09:33 PM
hey i like the fluffy pink bag

Biker Dude
23-11-2003, 09:44 PM
lol i thought the pink fluffy bag spider had at the NEC looked familiar! now i know why! :lol:

Oh really... and how would u know..? U only been here ONCE! and i know i didnt bring to essex with me.

Doninha Princesa
23-11-2003, 10:32 PM
i errr saw it in a pic! :P

Biker Dude
23-11-2003, 10:40 PM
ahh...note *hide all pics for next time sarah's here*