GREENIE
18-11-2003, 09:54 PM
David and Victoria Beckham were on holiday in the depths of louisiana. Posh wanted a pair of genuine aligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of 1 of the shop keepers, david shouted, "[i]maybe ill go and catch my own alligator so i can get some shoes at a decent price!"
The shop keeper said "be my guest maybe youll luck out and catch yourself a big one"
Determined, David and Posh turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeepers driving home, when hespots Becks standing in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then he sees a 9ft long aligator swimming quickly toward him. He takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the bank.
Lying nearby were several more dead alligators. The shopkeeper watches in amazment as Becks flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts "********, this one isnt wearing any shoes either!"
The shop keeper said "be my guest maybe youll luck out and catch yourself a big one"
Determined, David and Posh turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeepers driving home, when hespots Becks standing in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then he sees a 9ft long aligator swimming quickly toward him. He takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the bank.
Lying nearby were several more dead alligators. The shopkeeper watches in amazment as Becks flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts "********, this one isnt wearing any shoes either!"