Diet

[Fred_ Bear]

Sent to me with the subject 'Diet for stressed women & Fred'.


Diet for stressed women - sounds good to me! This is a specially
formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress
that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST
* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
* 1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

"Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose
10kgs

IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

Here's some advice for you:

Dr. Neil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house morning, I
finished off a bottle of Pinot,
a bottle of Cardonay , a bole of Baileys, a butle of Kehuha, a pockage
of Pinqeuns, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of
the Chesescke, some saltins an a bax a cholates.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel

[Morris]

Hahahahaha a diet that contains finishing off all those drinks, is a good diet!! that'd make absolutely anyone feel good (after alot of throwing up).