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GREENIE
18-11-2003, 10:04 PM
A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian rugs. she looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Embarrassed, she looks nervously around to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. She turns and sees a salesman next to her who says
" Good day Madam. How can i help you?"
Very uncomfortably she asks "How much is this rug?"
the assisstant replies "Madam, you farted just touching it. You're gonna **** yourself wen you hear the price"
Biker Dude
18-11-2003, 10:08 PM
LOL - not quite as good.
Spider
19-11-2003, 12:12 AM
i thought it was quite entertainning!
:lol:
You cant have as much free time as Ben though eh?
Biker Dude
19-11-2003, 03:56 PM
LOL No one has as much free time as ben
Doninha Princesa
19-11-2003, 08:05 PM
well, i liked it ;)
so did i! lol :D
Biker Dude
20-11-2003, 06:32 PM
I didnt say i didnt like it...just that it wasnt as good as perivios attempts!
browney
05-12-2003, 02:46 PM
where do you come up with these things lol
GREENIE
07-12-2003, 11:10 AM
you dont think i go to work to actually work do you????
Simon
07-12-2003, 12:24 PM
lol very good m8
Spider
07-12-2003, 03:37 PM
lol! never would have though u go to work
Biker Dude
07-12-2003, 04:53 PM
LOL... he don't really. He just tells everyone he's goin to work, but in actual fact is off down the pub!
Spider
07-12-2003, 05:25 PM
lol sounds liek a few people i know!
Simon
07-12-2003, 05:58 PM
lol jamie thats not very nice
Biker Dude
07-12-2003, 07:10 PM
Just telling it like it is! :lol:
Simon
07-12-2003, 08:10 PM
it was very funny tho m8 :lol:
browney
08-12-2003, 11:54 AM
you working lol yeah you sound like the type to go to work down the pub lol :lol:
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