GREENIE
18-11-2003, 10:26 PM
A masked gunman bursts into a spermbank and says to the woman behind the counter,
"Open the safe"
" were not a normal bank" she replies "we only store sperm"
"Open the safe or ill blow your f*%&Ģing head off!"
She opens the safe and the man says
"Now take out one of the test tubes and drink it!!!"
"But its full of sperm"
" f@%*#in drink it!" he shouts
The woman duly gulps it down.
"now another one"
So the woman takes out another, and duly swallows it down.
At this point the man removes his mask to reveal himself as the womans husband.
"There you see, its not that F@%&*ing hard is it? he says
"Open the safe"
" were not a normal bank" she replies "we only store sperm"
"Open the safe or ill blow your f*%&Ģing head off!"
She opens the safe and the man says
"Now take out one of the test tubes and drink it!!!"
"But its full of sperm"
" f@%*#in drink it!" he shouts
The woman duly gulps it down.
"now another one"
So the woman takes out another, and duly swallows it down.
At this point the man removes his mask to reveal himself as the womans husband.
"There you see, its not that F@%&*ing hard is it? he says