sniffer dagenham
02-07-2007, 11:34 AM
Two Essex girls in a pub. In walks an attractive man with dandruff. First Essex gril says "He needs Head & Shoulders". Second Essex says "How do you give shoulders?"
Woman goes into B&Q and buys a wall mirror, the assistant asks "would you like a screw for that?" Woman says "no but ill s*ck your c*ck for a lawnmower!!
I went to the see the nurse the other day for my two yearly check up, she told me i must stop ****ing I asked why?
Coz im trying to examine you she said!!!!
The terrorist who drove a jeep into Glasgow Airport is now in a critical condition in hospital, eating haggis & shortbread and reciting poetry. Apparently, he's in the Burns Unit.
Woman goes into B&Q and buys a wall mirror, the assistant asks "would you like a screw for that?" Woman says "no but ill s*ck your c*ck for a lawnmower!!
I went to the see the nurse the other day for my two yearly check up, she told me i must stop ****ing I asked why?
Coz im trying to examine you she said!!!!
The terrorist who drove a jeep into Glasgow Airport is now in a critical condition in hospital, eating haggis & shortbread and reciting poetry. Apparently, he's in the Burns Unit.