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Webby
10-08-2007, 12:02 AM
My youngest has taken to shouting across the street to her hated school pals.

"Oi ugly!"

When schoolie shouts back, "You talking to me?" she shouts back, "No. You're F Ugly".

What have I done?

She hates Chavs and describes half the peeps in her school as that. Did I do wrong?

Have I got a monster on my hands?

Is she right?

Am I losing the plot?

All answers on a postcard to:

Troubled Father of Teenage Daughters
123 ChavAware Avenue
Basildon/Southend (She tells me they all live there or Clacton)
Essex

Morris
10-08-2007, 12:20 AM
Hahaha nope you have bred a fine tuned piece of human there mate. Just need to make her aware of the consequences like getting beaten up. BUT when she grows a little older she will be the type of girl to set her own style, be comfortable with who she is and someone that takes her life into her own hands.


Unlike these chavy sheep like people that scour the streets these days.

crescent750
10-08-2007, 06:48 AM
You and me must have the same daughter..

RaceMeNSee
10-08-2007, 08:46 AM
DEAR GOD! you have raised a fine daughter my friend! i TO hate chavs! lol there the scum of the country!

MickyGixer
10-08-2007, 08:56 AM
OUCH....not becoming of a lady, well with any luck she will one day see that its not attractive to the 'good/nice/boyfriends she wants in the future and grow out of it and rethink her ways.:grin2 Yes, indeed true 'Chavs' are a pain in the arse, so I cant knock her for that attitude, my only concern would be that she would end up coming worse off, they are a pack breed after all.

I wasn't a cherub myself but I always kept my dignity.....:grin2

DoGbOt
10-08-2007, 10:00 AM
I wasn't a cherub myself but I always kept my dignity.....:grin2

What you mean u always kept yor legs together when u fell down blind drunk on white lightning over the park?? :laugh1

kasandrich
10-08-2007, 10:03 AM
Well I only have that to go on, but it would appear to me that your daughter, far from hating chavs is indeed a chav herself maybe?

MICKTLS
10-08-2007, 10:03 AM
LOL take care there Dogbot micky has long arms and a swift hand to verbally clip you round the ear lol :grin2

kasandrich
10-08-2007, 10:05 AM
Well I only have that to go on, but it would appear to me that your daughter, far from hating chavs is indeed a chav herself maybe?



.....does she have a job?

MickyGixer
10-08-2007, 10:18 AM
What you mean u always kept yor legs together when u fell down blind drunk on white lightning over the park?? :laugh1

Excuse me?? I said dignity...best you put your brain in gear before you put your mouth in action.

DoGbOt
10-08-2007, 10:36 AM
Excuse me?? I said dignity...best you put your brain in gear before you put your mouth in action.

:eek: there is obviously something lost in translation between the years here then.........

:boxingClip round ear taken........


No offence ment MickyG!!

(we always heard that when a girl falls over whilst wearing a skirt she should attempt to keep the legs together in order to keep her dignity...):grin2

MickyGixer
10-08-2007, 11:48 AM
lolol...but WOMEN dont fall over my dear, we SWOON.....:grin2

Poor Webby we have gone right off track....again!...lolol

You can only do your best to help your children understand their actions...and Im not a mummy but I have been a teenager...its the old adage....they will grow out of it (with any luck!)....;)

r6paul
10-08-2007, 12:22 PM
How old is she? Is she fit? does she like bikes? And wheres the pictures?! :laugh1

DoGbOt
10-08-2007, 12:34 PM
How old is she? Is she fit? does she like bikes? And wheres the pictures?! :laugh1

Dude borderline its his daughter!!


(he does have a point)

RaceMeNSee
10-08-2007, 12:39 PM
How old is she? Is she fit? does she like bikes? And wheres the pictures?! :laugh1


Hahahahah...Pod i was thinking the EXACT same thing!!! lol:clap:clap:rockon

MICKTLS
10-08-2007, 01:03 PM
thinking it is one thing and saying it is another ....think of the parents paul rather than adding to the stress oh and put it away lol

Webby
10-08-2007, 03:30 PM
Now now chaps. She is way to young, So still a schoolie. But yes she likes bikes.

I guess she needs to tone it down a little.

I actually thought her behaviour was a tad chavvy too. But then what do I know? She is completely different to her elder sisters.

When she grows up I'll try to remember this discussion and see what she is like then.

Now, what happened yesterday?:laugh2

SDM
10-08-2007, 09:35 PM
It must be a teenage thing.............one of my son's used to shout out, OI SUGAR.................NO NOT YOU, YOU LUMP :laugh1

Pocket Rocket
11-08-2007, 07:33 AM
I think it is the age, all the kids have chav in them now days, depends how well she pulls it off & maybe kurb the language a little as not impressive.
If she's under 16 well......teenagers have slightly changed these days at least she not shouting at you haha.
Just let her ride it out & the more you say things the worse she'll be i reckon, the hard way never hurt anyone i don't think.
Hope it gets better:grin2