Biker Boyz the dvd

[GREENIE]

I need to warn as many people as poss of the evil that lurks within this innocent looking dvd box. The film is so dire its not worth justifying a synopsis, so here's all you need to know to save you the pain of watching this very poor movie. Laurence fishburn plays Smoke, he wears chaps, his gangs motto is burn rubber not your soul, theyer street racers, they do top speed five-mile runs on urban roads, a gixxer 750 outruns a nitrous-charged zx12r despite the kwacker getting a 10 second head start. Smokes main rival gives up racing cos his mum tells him to, the final show down happens on a farm track and they stop easily from 200mph in around 10ft!!! On gravel!!!!!!!!
Dont buy this for any1 this christmas, its a Hollywood-does-bikes-because-theyre-cool-now crap at its very worst



in short its plain {EB} the worst 18 quid i eva spent!!!!!! That cood have been a few pints of guinnes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tark]

I have it my PC but its that poor picture quality and sound that I haven't bothered watching it.

I might wtach it for a laff as it wont cost me anything! :wink:

[Dan]

Can you rip it for me GREENIE?

[Biker Dude]

Dont be stoopid dan...Greeine has problems finding the on button on a pc!!

[nihil]

Oh god - I saw this recently - its awful, too {EB} earnest for its good.

If you ever watched the Cosby Show it might be worth a look - Lisa Bonet looks like she's been smoking crack ever since leaving the Cosby family home...

[Spider]

hey i watched that months ago thanks to good old internet and i thought it was the ********! ok maybe not 100% real life but since when have films been 100% accurate! come on no bitched about die hard and u tell me how many films u lot have enjoyed which involved a lone cop or AWOL soldier taking a whole army of terrorists or some columian drugs lord you all enjoy thsoe films and dont bitch about the reality of it! so y bitcvh bout Biker Boyz! i thinks its a wikid film and no one would like it if they did it 100% realistic! come on guys! i dont hear u bitchin bout matrix etc!


grow up!

sorry for the very strong words but i really like the film lol!

[nihil]

Nah, I wasn't criticising it for lack of realism - quite the opposite. It was trying so hard to be authentic, it tipped over into being rather earnest whilst still being stuck with a b-movie plot.

But on the subject of bike movies: anyone seen 'On any Sunday' (motorcross movie with Steve McQueen)? Worth shelling out for the DVD?

[GREENIE]

i didnt like the matrix either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But Biker Boyz was sooooooo fast and the furious it aint healthy!!!!!!
Fast and the Furious - smart cars no plot
Biker Boyz- Crackin Bikes no plot!!!!!!!


well if ne1 watches it after seein this post and hates it, dont say i didnt try and warn ya

[rossi_46]

u all can get any films u like if u get kazza lite, ill give u the programme if u have msn messanger,

email to request it

[Spider]

got it already thats where i got biker boyz in the first place lol

[rossi_46]

well hold on to it, its very hard to find, the one that ive got was forund at the bottom of a spanish site, like a pencil dot, because they took it of alot of sites..

[Spider]

yeah mine is in 2 avi divx files which are bout 700 meg each so the quality is kool

[Tark]

I have it but the picture and sound is poo!

[nihil]

yeah mine is in 2 avi divx files which are bout 700 meg each so the quality is kool

:shock: A 1400meg download :shock:

In the time it'd take me to download that, I could have a day out in the West End, buy the dvd, then watch it all evening with a couple of whores and a bag of grass. And it'd probably cost me about the same as well! :D

[Biker Dude]

LOL....its not a problem if u got Broadband!!

[nihil]

This looks like better b-movie stuff: http://www.torquemovie.com

Think that's a Stateside release date. Don't know when/if we'll see it over here.

[Biker Dude]

MMMMMMMM, biker babes. It looks good and bad at the same time.... WE'll have to wait an see!

[GREENIE]

looks ok well it cant be any worse than BB can it??????? lol

theres sum betta lookin biatches in this 1 too

[rossi_46]

am i going to be the first to see it, ummmmm yeah, will be downloaded in 1 hour

[Doninha Princesa]

MMMMMMMM, biker babes.

:roll:

really biker dude, you like biker girls then?? lol
xxx

[Biker Dude]

Hell yeah!
Errr, Only you hunny ;)

[Spider]

jamie *climbs out of whole he dug with string ladder thrown down by spider*

[Tark]

These Two are becomming as Bad as Me and Laurie!! :lol:

[Biker Dude]

Tark....how could u say such a thing. We're so m uch worse than u 2 were :D:D

[Doninha Princesa]

These Two are becomming as Bad as Me and Laurie!! :lol:hey i was just asking an innocent question! just wondered! lol :wink: :lol:

[Biker Dude]

LOL...u...an innocent question...AS IF!!

[Doninha Princesa]

LOL...u...an innocent question...AS IF!!
What? I can ask innocent questions! You guys all know what an angel i am :twisted:

[bikerz]

yes, i do agree, it seems thuis film was written buy car drivers and have no clue about motorbikes!!!!!

[Biker Dude]

yes, i do agree, it seems thuis film was written buy car drivers and have no clue about motorbikes!!!!!

U on about Biker boyz or Tourque?


Did anyone notice in the final race in BB, the busa seems to have 23 gears!!!! LMFAO and they go from flat out (which for a busa is like 190mph) to stop in about 20 meters on loose gravel!!!!! U can't help but laugh!

[Spider]

well just watched the preview of Tourque looks GOOD

[bikerz]

biker boyz i was talking bout!

[Spider]

then i agree! lol gsxr750 keeping up with a hybusa he he lmfao

[Biker Dude]

LMFAO......look closer, the busa is againt the CBR. Dog gives kid his bike coz dog made kid stack it on the drag strip...tut!

[GREENIE]

see i told u so its {EB} pants ladies and gentlemen


* greenie kicks back an plants his akitos on the computer desk and smugly tokes on a bifta!!!!!!!


wonder if ne1s gonna cut up with a Need For Speed Underground style game for streetfighters?????

could be fun :D

[Bazza]

Go and buy Barry Sheene the legend

Put into DVD

Open Stella

Relax.................