Illegal Street Racing Vol 1 *LOCKED*

[Spider]

Unamed Assilent Due To Parental Reasons Vs Spider

Unamed Assilent Due To Parental Reasons = CB500 - 4-Stroke
Spider = TZR250 - 2 Stroke


Track - Clacton Bypass!
Lengh- 4 Miles!
Time - 1600 (4pm)
Average Speed: 105mph
Top Speed: 125mph!
Amount Of Car Drivers ****ed Off: 15-20

Winner - Spider

Excuses: Unamed Assilent Due To Parental Reasons "There Aint no Excuse I Lost" I Was Following You, You Tit! I Was Infront Of You, You Wouldnt have Over Taken Me!!"



Dodgy Bits: Unamed Assilent Due To Parental Reasons Tried To Highside at 100mph round a bend!
Spider, Unamed Assilent Due To Parental Reasons Doing 110mph with 200 yards braking distence before roundabout!
Unamed Assilent Due To Parental Reasons Also Attempted to ovetake Ford Focus ( In Rally Clothes ) didnt manage it as car decdided to turn right!
he also ovetook the car infront of rally car and almost got wiped out by the oncoming car that seem to accelarate as he saw him!

Spider Sat calmly and paitently for simon to be splatterd! whilst then gradually overtaking car then catch up to insane 15yr old on 500!
Unamed Assilent Due To Parental Reasons decided to pull a clutch wheelie with 2meter gap between him and the garage door! (GOOD WHEELIE)

BIG GRINS HAD BY ALL!

[Biker Dude]

U 2 need ur heads examined!!! But i bet it was fun :D

[Dan]

ahh man, you cant post stuff like this... we cant be seen to endorse this - its just going to give me no end of grief.

Im going to lock this thread as long as other people agree.

[Spider]

dude man on your entrance notice agreement you say that you can not be resposible for what people post about and the what happens on meetups and stuff!

[Simon]

yea let it stay dan :D :D :D

it was very good fun :lol:

[Spider]

KEEP THE THREAD KEEP THE THREAD!

[Simon]

YEAH LEAVE THE THREAD LEAVE THE THREAD

[Spider]

what can we race next Unamed Assilent Due To Parental Reasons

[Simon]

R6 R6 R6 R6 R6!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

id kick your arse :P

[Spider]

no {EB} lol i mean what other 2 bikes can we race if its gonna be everything against my 250 then i think thats a little unfair

[Simon]

i ment us both on R6's u {EB}

[Spider]

lol and what makes you think that you would kick my ass!

[Simon]

cause u fall off all the time like jamie!

[Spider]

ha ha funny i aint never fallen off of a bike or crashed it i just dropped one! from standstil! so ner ner ner!

[Simon]

LOL but i aint EVA fallen off or dropped it!

beat that :p

[Spider]

only through lack of oppertunity! to fall off! give it time just a little time and u will lol specially if the stunts pulled today are anything to go by!

[Biker Dude]

cause u fall off all the time like jamie!

Cheers Si.. i've only fell off twice in over 2yrs!! Record for me!

[Tark]

So all that about the unnamed person but the spider puts he waits for Simon! That gave that away.

And who cares about falling off. I have propably gfell off more times than all of ya but if we were all racing an R6 i would likt to think I would win! :lol:

[Spider]

tark m8 edit the name there is a reason for it!

[Simon]

yea tark youd like to think youd win.........but you wouldnt

[Simon]

his 250 goes well : )

its was great fun : )

[Simon]

and my wheelie was great :lol:

[Spider]

yeah! was good!

[Biker Dude]

LOL .......i just realised, U edited the name out.... but what happens when he replys to sumthin u say spider......?? That's right, it has his name beside his post!!

[Spider]

good point

[Simon]

lol..... shut up jamie..... u werent sposed 2 work the out :p

[Biker Dude]

OH.... excuse me for stating the obvious!