Anyone else having crap day so far?

[MickyGixer]

Well.....lolol...I have to laugh, it appears Im **** outta luck this week...
:jumping2 BUT.....

I had a spontaneous thought and decided to go have an adventure on the bike this weekend in Ireland. Having spent some time with the delightful 'Janice' the booking agent who enlightened me that her daughter was getting married this weekend, that her neighbour was going to be a bridesmade and that the cake had pink marzipan (I KID ye not).

I finally booked me a ferry from Liverpool to go have a ride over to Dublin and meet some mates for a few days......

Just got a phone call from MotorsportUK and said Janice....they've buggered up my booking, charged my card THREE times by mistake and CANT GET ME ON THE FERRY!...ggrrrrr...OOhh apparently her head was in the clouds with all the organisation of the wedding! Talk about personal touch I think I should have changed my name to Trisha!

So that's buggered that one up. But Ive been blessed with these mates, told them what happened and they have jumped on a plane and are on their way over to me!! How fabulous is that??

So OK we wont have our bikes, but it doesnt matter, Im gonna have a blast.

Hope everyone has a great weekend too. And if your day has started ****ty like mine, dont fear it will get better. Anyone gives you **** or messes you about, just put em straight, big smile and have fun....:grin2

[DJMCJERICO]

My first day off for 7 days and I've been awake since 02:30, the days going to be wasted as by the time I decide to do something I will be to tired to do it.

Couch and fifa 08 on the psp it is!

[NinjaMad]

my day aint bad actually to be honest i got alot of work to do thats about it really

[S Boy]

Crap day too, wife had unexpected surgery, will be off work for three weeks, damn bike wont start, cat threw up this morning !!!:shooter

[RaceMeNSee]

Meh...my day is o.k so far! suprising really!

[Murray]

Too early for anything to go wrong :grin2 But theres still time!

[Lateshift]

Day started quite well for me (looks for a large piece of wood to touch :D ).

Left the Tesco services at Southend at 07.30 after filling up, walked into the office in Blackheath at 08.10 :D

Had a really good blast with what appeared to be a KTM Supermotard that lasted from the crossing control at the QE2 bridge, all the way into Woolwich, the guy could ride it i will give him that :D

Despite it being freezing cold and the amount of wheel spinning is was doing it made the journey pass very quickly indeed :)

Got into work, looked at the diary, and no appointments today! :D

Best of all i finish at 3 on a Friday too :D :D

[crescent750]

Its Friday, and i'm on lates...!!:mad:

[Gixxer-TeZ]

Day off for a change but only because i'm sick...........








SICK OF WORK :shooter

[beanboy]

I had a crap day yesterday. Got home to find my wife in bed with my best mate, so I beat the crap out of him.

All my wife could say was "Carry on like that and you will have no freinds left ! "
:grin3

[NinjaMad]

hANG ON all this leaving early on a friday, i finish friday and no istill got work sat lol

[NinjaMad]

Beanboy you GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

[beanboy]

No seriously it was my wife who had the crap day mine came later.
She was standing there getting dressed for work while I was still laying in bed and she said...

God I'm fat, my tits are drooping and my asre looks like a sack of potatoes. Tell me something good about myself.

So i said " Well your ****in eye sights spot on"
:grin2

[NinjaMad]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hurd that before mate spot on there fella

[beanboy]

oh and the trip to the doctors was a laugh as well...

I book the appointment and went in and he said whats the matter then?
I said my balls are really hurting.

To which he replied well you will have to stop masturbating.

I said thats a bit servere isn't it?
To which he replied well unless you do I can't examine you.
:grin2

[NinjaMad]

people looking at me strange now mate for laughing out loud at a screen lol

[beanboy]

And if thats not bad enough, I went into Romford the other weekend and I'm sitting there minding my own buisness when this kid with muti-colour hair comes and sits next to me.

So i'm looking at his barnet and he says "oh you old fart haven't you ever done anything dangerous in you life"

SO I reply " Yea I shagged a parrot once when I was drunk and I thought you when my son" :grin1

[NinjaMad]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ****ing pack it in mate my workers are thinking the boss has lost it lol

[kasandrich]

It started out as a whos had a sh1t day and ends up with Beanby brightening up everyones day with some humour!

LOL@Beanboy

Cheers Beanboy, made me smile

[MickyGixer]

Awww thanks Bean you have cheered me up no end. I have just been shouted at via speaker phone as it appears the Irish contingent are causing havoc in a pub somewhere in Essex so I may have to go save the landlord or lady very shortly!.......poor Mrs Bean....:laugh1:jumping2

[beanboy]

Kids ay... who would bloody ave em there just as good for making a day crap.
Last night my sister in law comes round with my little niece and I say hello hows school Tina to the little 1, she's only ten (bless)

And she said oh it OK, but this boy showed me his willy.
Not wanting to make a big thing of it I casually said oh what was it like?

She said a peanut.

So i casually I say oh really why was it small?

No she says it tasted salty .


Essex girls hey.

my other niece was also with my sister in law so I said hows school to her changing the subject and she said fine.

The other day when in class we where all asked to count to ten and everyone apart from me could only count to nine.

Thats brilliant I said your so cleaver.
Then she said and then we had to do the alphabet, and guess what I could go all the way through to Z , which the others couldn't .

Wow I said thats brilliant.

But she continued the other girls are taking the **** out of me now, cos when we where in the showers the other day I remarked that they all had tits like fried eggs, and mine are 36DD.









Oh come now I said you are 25.

Essex girls ay.


Anyway my young nephew is a cracker.
He come up to me the other day and said what vegetable makes your eyes water?

Making him think I didn't know I stood there for a while and then said I know an onion.

Nah he said a turnip.

A turnip I replied how do you work that out.

And typical of a kid he said well it does when someone chucks one at your balls.
:grin3:grin3

[beanboy]

So the wife rings me up at work ranting down the phone.
Trying to calm her down I ask whats the matter.
And she tells me shes found a stack of S and M mags under my boys bed, and what should she do.

I said well whatever you do don't spank him or lock him in the cellar.

[MickyGixer]

Bastard builders converting the house next door................Ive been tolerating the angle grinder since 6.10AM!!!

When I went to speak with them they acted like they didn't understand English (they are Lithuanian) .....standing in me dressing gown scowling aint attractive you'd think they'd get the hint!!

No luck - they'd woken up the Irish contingent that has strategically depositied themselves like sleeping cats around the house. So I let them loose!

Well I laughed my tits off for about 40 minutes, lets say they don't have an angle grinder next door at the moment as it is currently on top of the storage sheds that form part of our out buildings and they now appears to understand that there will be no noise until at least 10am!!....lol

So even thought Im up early, at least Im laughing...lol

[NinjaMad]

HAHAHAHA Superb Micky

[The Guvnor]

Bad day !!!!!!!

overslept !!! gotta get my boy to london by 8.30, woke up at 7.40 (but then I didnt get to bed till 2.30, thats my excuse:grin2).....so......bike outta the garage, key in ignition.........FLAT BATTERY !!!! ffs

Car is iced up so had to wait for that to go, got stuck in traffic on the A127......stuck behind the slowest driver on the outside lane of the M25, 50mph ffs !

Then to the A13.......by this time extremely ****ed off !

Driving along in the outside lane, then for no apparent reason.......a car decided to swerve into my lane and nearly put me in the barrier !!!!

He then shot up the road, and through the speed camera:grin2

Carried on in outside lane and caught up with the same twat who decided in his infinate wisdom to do exactly the same move..........but this time.....apparently it was my fault and he called me a ****er !! So the chase was on..........

some people are extremely gobby when in the vehicle....but the look on his face when we got onto the north circ and the lights went to red with me behind him !:grin2

I calmly got out.....
walked to his car.....
tapped on the window......
and called him some names.......

I then turned to go back to my car........and he got brave

Got out and ran towards me swearing......
so I chined the tosser and left him in the road as I carried on my journey:grin2

Strangly, I feel much better for it:laugh1

[NinjaMad]

MADE ME LAUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH THATS SUPERB hope your day gets better

[MickyGixer]

Gggrrrrrr having a typical blonde morning! :shooter

Firstly had an upset with a close friend which makes me feel sad..:(

Secondly, I kept hearing a 'meowing' noise coming from my garage this morning.....now my neighbours cats will dive in the house if you leave the garage/front door open for too long. However, having searched high and low I couldnt locate for love nor money said 'noise maker'.....:cat

But finally I found the little bugger! Stuck inside the back of my tumble dryer...ffs:eyewobble

I shove the outlet for the dryer through a cat flap in my garage door. Next doors cat aptly named 'Vodka' decided to have an adventure and crawl into the outlet pipe and get stuck in the back on the dryer.....

I now have wet washing, a tumble dryer that's in a about 23 seperate pieces, an ungrateful pussy that attempted to take my eyes out AND I HAVE cat **** and **** over the back of the drum where the little bastard had a hissy fit when I tried to carefully abstract him!:headbash

If it wasnt for bike gauntlets Id have lost a finger and have hands that look like that of a suicide case!

The one thing to look forward tooo......going out tonight with the girls and get rather tipsy and having a dance and a laugh...woottt....:jumping2

[NinjaMad]

I was having such a dull and boring day untill i read that and am actually laughing my ass off cause i canimagen u doing it hahahaha superb have a nice evening micky