chromium05
05-12-2007, 06:20 PM
Don't try and get into a nightclub wearing them.
I even showed the doorman the Kenzo label I'd sown inside but he weren't " 'avin' any of it " so I went to the BK Lounge and had a Bacon Double Cheeseburger (XL).
Then got a taxi home for £12.
Sh*t night really.
And another word of advice - the police don't like it when you ride your bike in a Stormtrooper helmet ( £49.95 at Play.com ). Even tho' I had glued a Shoei label on the forehead...he didn't even pull me for the galactic lid - I'd taken the baffle out of the Micron. But he said that wearing a stormtrooper helmet was akin to wearing a nazi Iron Cross and reckoned he could do me under the new hate laws as my stormtrooper helmet could cause grief to any passing space jew....
Eh?
I even showed the doorman the Kenzo label I'd sown inside but he weren't " 'avin' any of it " so I went to the BK Lounge and had a Bacon Double Cheeseburger (XL).
Then got a taxi home for £12.
Sh*t night really.
And another word of advice - the police don't like it when you ride your bike in a Stormtrooper helmet ( £49.95 at Play.com ). Even tho' I had glued a Shoei label on the forehead...he didn't even pull me for the galactic lid - I'd taken the baffle out of the Micron. But he said that wearing a stormtrooper helmet was akin to wearing a nazi Iron Cross and reckoned he could do me under the new hate laws as my stormtrooper helmet could cause grief to any passing space jew....
Eh?