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MickyGixer
07-12-2007, 01:23 AM
Myself and Unstable have this evening conducted a survey utilising the internet of the top 20 sites for Dogging in Essex.

We have seen some AMAZING sites this evening that would make your 'Regina Chains' loose!!

Unstable has had heart failure twice and cramp in both hands and Ive nearly had to resort to physical violence when someone thought I was the floor show on the Gixer!

When we told them - and trust me they asked - what we were doing in this god awful weather, we said 'Getting Wet for your benefit' and we are from the Romford Gazette, believe it or not they offered to pose for pictures!


So the vote is.....and going off on a completely different tangent....that all important debate...

What matters most....

The size of your pipes or how LOW do they go? (And for the uneducated we're talking sound)......If you have a really good tail tidy that is taken into consideration....flappers and farters need not apply!

chromium05
07-12-2007, 02:14 AM
I honestly thought for ages that "dogging" was the art of getting laid with the aid of a real dog.

Cost me a fortune to buy a Red Setter, get his injections and tablets and feed him.

I'd take him out for walks in my best underwear and give all lady dog-walkers a knowing smile and "sid james" wink.

Nothing. At. All.

Not even a gob shandy.

Tark
07-12-2007, 04:24 AM
Whats this all about? I'm too tired to understand!

kasandrich
07-12-2007, 08:17 AM
I am not responding to this poll, as I am not sure exactly what it is about and I don't wish to incriminate myself. :grin1


BTW the only dogging spot I have ever witnessed (and I am that naive my mate had to explain it to me) was a little car park near the Docks at Felixstowe, I used to be into sea fishing and we had been fishing on the beach until the early hours and returned to the car park from the beach, to find a steamed up car!

....although there are always cars parked at night near the public toilets on the A12 at Witham, and there are rumours.

jim7
07-12-2007, 08:55 AM
:laugh1Yeah me too.
That what they all say eh kasandrich:grin1
You wont recognise me on any them,got my eyes blacked out or my zorro mask on:laugh1
Was walking my dog with girlfriend & kids round lake at country park A128 halfway house once and saw couple hammering away in full view while people fishing,walked right past them and laughed as 3 old ramblers watched 20 ft away.Thought the old boy was going to have a heart attack or getting ideas about chucking doris in the bushes before giving her a large portion yes on way back to car.The dirty B***tid!

Murray
07-12-2007, 10:20 AM
50/50 chance of getting this right :grin2

kasandrich
07-12-2007, 04:08 PM
....thats not very good odds is it? talking of Odd's where is he, he knows about this stuff, he has an old Fiesta with steamed up windows!

RaceMeNSee
07-12-2007, 04:41 PM
K???????

The Guvnor
07-12-2007, 05:29 PM
Lost me on this one !!!!!!:reading

badco
07-12-2007, 09:59 PM
50/50 chance of getting this right :grin2



when i get a 50/50 chance of getting it right 9 times out of 10 ime wrong

what was the question?:laugh1

beanboy
07-12-2007, 10:05 PM
Night vision glasses, hip flask can't beat it.:grin3