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A man and a woman, who had never met before but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an overnight sleeper-train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here". "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.
"WOW!!! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "get your own ****ing blanket!".
There was a stunned silence. Then he farted.
kasandrich
06-01-2008, 08:42 PM
Yes thats just like married life :(
I was feeling particularly unwell last night, sore throat and hot, but with cold feet, Karen had to get up and go downstairs to turn off an outside light she left on, so I asked her to bring me a hot water bottle back with her.......you can guess the response :(
Doninha Princesa
06-01-2008, 10:08 PM
awww, thats not very nice...... remind me never to get married if thats what its like!
SteadyEddie
06-01-2008, 10:14 PM
Blimey Doninha, it gets worse than that, last night I asked the wife to get me a beer from the fridge, do you know that she actually had the cheek to bring in the beer without pouring it into my glass !!!! how very dare she :love1
kasandrich
07-01-2008, 07:59 AM
Blimey Doninha, it gets worse than that, last night I asked the wife to get me a beer from the fridge, do you know that she actually had the cheek to bring in the beer without pouring it into my glass !!!! how very dare she :love1
:grin1 :grin1 :grin1
kasandrich
07-01-2008, 08:03 AM
Yes thats just like married life :(
I was feeling particularly unwell last night, sore throat and hot, but with cold feet, Karen had to get up and go downstairs to turn off an outside light she left on, so I asked her to bring me a hot water bottle back with her.......you can guess the response :(
......so I put my cold feet on her when she came back to bed!!! that'll teach her!
Not married but she tried to suffocate me last night with a pillow for snoring.
I dont snore do I love fell on deaf ears then a verbal blast then when i said I slept alright she went ballistic:laugh1
Doninha Princesa
08-01-2008, 12:50 AM
Blimey Doninha, it gets worse than that, last night I asked the wife to get me a beer from the fridge, do you know that she actually had the cheek to bring in the beer without pouring it into my glass !!!! how very dare she :love1
You wanted a glass for your beer? Drink it straight from the bottle/can! Guess i'm lucky to be a girl, we can have our blokes wrapped around our fingers when we want! hahaha :love3
essexgirl
08-01-2008, 06:42 AM
The secret to a happy married life for women is to obey your husband at all times.(But make sure it was always your idea first) :laugh1
sniffer dagenham
08-01-2008, 11:52 AM
I married Miss Right.
NO ONE TOLD ME HER MIDDLE NAME WAS ALWAYS:shooter!!!!!!!:laugh1
I married Miss Right
NO ONE TOLD ME HER MIDDLE NAME WAS ALWAYS:shooter!!!!!!!:laugh1
:laugh1:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap:laugh1
S Boy
08-01-2008, 02:36 PM
Behind every sucessful marrage, stands a suprised Mother in Law !!!:laugh2
Doninha Princesa
09-01-2008, 01:45 AM
Not married but she tried to suffocate me last night with a pillow for snoring.
I dont snore do I love fell on deaf ears then a verbal blast then when i said I slept alright she went ballistic:laugh1
I admit to doing this recently, i normally find a good dig in the ribs works fine, then while he's tryin to work out what woke him up and why he's side hurts, i can normally nod off. Didnt work at all tho, the third time i told him he was snoring and if he didnt stop i would smother him with a pillow! :laugh1
I dont like not sleeping:clap
I admit to doing this recently, i normally find a good dig in the ribs works fine, then while he's tryin to work out what woke him up and why he's side hurts, i can normally nod off. Didnt work at all tho, the third time i told him he was snoring and if he didnt stop i would smother him with a pillow! :laugh1
I dont like not sleeping:clap
She could slap me round head with a baseball bat or drive a tank through the bedroom she still wouldnt wake me!
:laugh1If I dont get much sleep I am the proverbial bear with a sore head!
BEWARE!
GGGRRRR!
Doninha Princesa
09-01-2008, 05:49 PM
Lol, I'm sure she'd love to give that a try to prove ur point for you.
I get very ratty if i dont get enough sleep, so someone snoring all night, then waking me up at 8am to invite me to town for breakfast. I took the free breakfast of corse, but wasnt happy with the lack of sleep!
She could slap me round head with a baseball bat or drive a tank through the bedroom she still wouldnt wake me!
:laugh1If I dont get much sleep I am the proverbial bear with a sore head!
BEWARE!
GGGRRRR!
Lol, I'm sure she'd love to give that a try to prove ur point for you.
I get very ratty if i dont get enough sleep, so someone snoring all night, then waking me up at 8am to invite me to town for breakfast. I took the free breakfast of corse, but wasnt happy with the lack of sleep!
:laugh1She has gave it a try!
It never worked so she slept in the spare room:grin2
Never had such a good nights kip!
Hells
16-01-2008, 07:56 AM
:grin1 :grin1 :grin1
hehe MY other half pis*ed me off this morning so today Ive HIDDEN all his beer!!!! ... little things make me happy hahhahah
Actually Ive left 1!!!!
Doninha Princesa
16-01-2008, 08:07 AM
hehe MY other half pis*ed me off this morning so today Ive HIDDEN all his beer!!!! ... little things make me happy hahhahah
Actually Ive left 1!!!!
Brilliant, even better, when he gets in, be sitting there with the last remaining can, enjoying every last sip! :clap
hehe MY other half pis*ed me off this morning so today Ive HIDDEN all his beer!!!! ... little things make me happy hahhahah
Actually Ive left 1!!!!
That.. my dear..
is pure...
EVIL!!:shooter
firehorse
16-01-2008, 11:24 AM
I think it's excellent. he should know not to p**s you off surely if he knows whats good for him? :grin1
NinjaMad
16-01-2008, 12:19 PM
Your evil woman, thats just plain evil taking his beer away from him....... And for the Snoreing its my other half who does some of that sometimes not me, shes a nightmare.....
And it aint just married like engaged life aint much different by sounds of it lol....... Bed hogging thats what mine is superb for doing haha
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