family holiday

[Becky B]

A family is on holiday in an activity camp when the little boy spots two dogs having sex on the grass. He asks his dad: "whats happening there?" The father lamley explains "one dog doesn't want to go home and the other is pushing it" "I see" says the boy "its a bit like mum yesterday, its a good thing she was holding on to the sink or the fitness instructor would have forced her to go to the gym".

:laugh1

[falcophil]

That reminds me of the one where,
The family dog is in heat, and driveing all the male dogs in the nieghborhood crazy with her scent.
Dad decides to get a rag covered in diesel and wipe the mutes hind quarters down with it, so that Amy his little girl, can walk it without attracting all the male dogs attention.
After half an hour Amy returns but no dog!
Dad says "where is the dog"
Amy says "its OK, it ran out of gas half way round, but next doors dog is pushing it home"
:grin2