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Old 18-01-2010, 07:41 PM
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Default If you woke up naked ......

Ok - I've had this one as a text thingy and it is a bit of a laugh.

If you woke up in bed, naked, next to the person who has posted above you, using ONLY THREE WORDS, what would you say to them?

I will start off with one I got from a so-called friend!

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Old 18-01-2010, 07:43 PM
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Old 18-01-2010, 07:46 PM
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Old 18-01-2010, 08:12 PM
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Old 18-01-2010, 08:14 PM
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Old 18-01-2010, 08:24 PM
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Old 18-01-2010, 08:24 PM
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Old 18-01-2010, 08:29 PM
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Old 18-01-2010, 08:31 PM
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Old 18-01-2010, 08:34 PM
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